GOT REKT?
PORTFOLIO DOWN BAD?
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
WE ARE DOWN BAD. BATTERED. RATTLED. NURSING OUR WOUNDS.

WE USED TO LIVE WAY ABOVE THE FLOOR. SO HIGH UP WE COULD ALMOST TOUCH THE MOON. IT WAS AMAZING. WILD JPGS ROAMED FREE, GMS FLOWED IN RIVERS, AND ALL PORTFOLIOS BRIMMED WITH FORTUNE. THEN THE BEARS ATTACKED.

FUDBOTS DESTROYED THE FLOOR. WE FELL ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE TO THEIR TERRITORY. NOBODY WAS SPARED. STOP THE BEARS! END THE SELLING! SAVE THE JPGS! LET THE GM RIVERS FLOW AGAIN!
10,000 REKTFOLIOS ON ETH. FREE MINT. JUST PAY GAS. NO ROADMAP. NO DISCORD. NO UTILITY. NO FUD. JUST VIBES. LIMIT 1 PER WALLET. WE ARE RESERVING 750 FOR OURSELVES. CC0!